Random Chat Thread Part Two

Nah mate, Facebook is a good tool. People just abuse it.

True, half of the things I need to find out, I wouldn't, without facebook.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello, child of Allah.
Stranger: hello
You: What are you.
Stranger: white
You: No, you are child of Allah.
Stranger: no im atheist
You: You will walk to the bus station and trigger this bomb.
Stranger: im good
You: No. Islam calls for it.
Stranger: coolstorybro
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pretending to be a depressed 25 year old multi millionare model on omegle at the moment.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ji
Stranger: 16m
You: hi
You: 7 f
Stranger: 7?
You: yes
You: Im almost 8
Stranger: why you on here ?
You: it's fun
Stranger: but its alot of pervs on here
You: what are pervs
Stranger: bad people who basicly talks about sex with anyone
You: thats yuky
Stranger: you shouldnt be on here
You: its fun tho
Stranger: how??
You: coz i can make friends
Stranger: that are pervs
You: by by
Stranger: thats what this is
Stranger: anyway...ur vagina nice and tight? let me lick it and rub it;)

Mopps, remember how bad we struggled in that Smashtastic cricket game?
Scored 577 in a pool game
Team scored 725.

Yeah I got 500 and something once. XD

I'll screnie it later

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: تم اللہ کے بچے ہیں.آپ سب سٹیشن پر بم دھماکے سے اڑانے گا.اگر نہیں، تو آپ کو ایک اللہ کی تعریف اور عما کے قابل نہیں ہے کافر ہیں.
Stranger: hi
You: You are the child of Allah.
Stranger: tum kaun ho
You: You must visit the coordinates 40.7117° N, 74.0125° W
You: There, you will find the bomb you need to trigger.
Stranger: banda
You: It is in the name of our savior and loving father Allah.
Stranger: ok bye
You: If you love your father, you must do it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tum kaun ho: Who are you?
banda: ally

If the new World Trade Centre gets bombed, I'm fucked.

Ahaha, I need to get back on that sometimes, bloody good fun.

Those coordinates are where the Twin Towers were.

Just notifing people that Devon also believes there'll be a bomb in Waikato soon.

Yup.

Hi Yippe, I am Back!

I suppose I am too.

Sup.

nm, u?

Doing my first state league centre tomorrow.

pls

Someone's here.

Unbelievable!

WoW

Saying Hello

How's life?

So who's actually here?