Chuck Norris Jokes

Thought we might have a thread for this shizzle. State which ones you made up too.

Well, I'll start off.

Chuck Norris has counted to ∞ ... twice!

I've never understood this character, can someone explain to me who or what Chuck Norris is?

Read over this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

But he just seems like a normal man, not a pedofile?

But he's 71...

Enough Said.

Chuck Norris has hit pubetry.

pubetry?

Yes, pubetry. Jeez, what do you think he means? Seriously.

-_-

Meh. Fail shot at a joke.

Chuck Norris doesn't eat food. Food eats him.

No. In Soviet Russia, food eats you.

No.



Chuck Norris can run so fast, if he ran around the world as fast as he could, while trying to punch himself, he'd punch himself in the back.

How the fu- Oh I give up.

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He is an actor, not a god, people.

If he really is that special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7dsrj

That's considered a joke because of it's stupidity.