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AFRIKAANS : Haha, dit is dom!
Back to ENGLISH : Haha, this is stupid!
ALBANIAN : Haha, kjo është budallaqe!
Back to ENGLISH : Haha, this is stupid!
ARABIC : هاها ، وهذا هو غبي!
Back to ENGLISH : Haha, this is stupid!

AFRIKAANS : Ek is Dumb
Back to ENGLISH : I'm Dumb
ALBANIAN : Unë jam Dumb
Back to ENGLISH : I'm Dumb
ARABIC : ابن البكم
Back to ENGLISH : I'm dumb
BELARUSIAN : Я тупой
Back to ENGLISH : I'm dumb
BULGARIAN : Аз съм ням
Back to ENGLISH : I'm dumb
CATALAN : Sóc ximple
Back to ENGLISH : I'm silly
CHINESE : 我傻
Back to ENGLISH : I am stupid
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我笨
Back to ENGLISH : I am stupid
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我笨
Back to ENGLISH : I am stupid
CROATIAN : Ja sam glup
Back to ENGLISH : I'm stupid

What are the chances of Collingwood winning the premiership?

AFRIKAANS : Wat is die kanse van Collingwood om die Premierliga te wen?

Back to ENGLISH : What are the chances of Collingwood to win the Premiership?

ALBANIAN : Cilat janë shanset e Collingwood për të fituar Premier?

Back to ENGLISH : What are the chances of Collingwood to win the Premiership?

ARABIC : ما هي فرص كولينجوود للفوز في الدوري الانجليزي؟

Back to ENGLISH : What are the chances of Collingwood to win in the Premier League?

BELARUSIAN : Якія шанцы Коллингвуд на перамогу ў Прэм'ер-лізе?

Back to ENGLISH : What are the chances of Collingwood to win the Premier League?

BULGARIAN : Какви са шансовете на Колингууд да спечели Висшата лига?

Back to ENGLISH : What are the chances of Collingwood to win the Premiership?

CATALAN : Quines són les possibilitats de Collingwood per guanyar la Premier League?

Back to ENGLISH : What are the chances of Collingwood to win the Premier League?

CHINESE : 什么是科林伍德的机会赢得英超联赛？

Back to ENGLISH : What is Collingwood's chance to win the Premier League?

CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 什么是科林伍德赢得英超联赛的机会吗？

Back to ENGLISH : What is a Collingwood win the Premier League a chance?

CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 什麼是科林伍德贏得英超聯賽的機會呢？

Back to ENGLISH : What is Kelinwude win the Premier League a chance?

CROATIAN : Što je Kelinwude osvojiti Premier League priliku?

Back to ENGLISH : What is Kelinwude chance to win the Premier League?

Hahaha, and there is no chance they will win.

LMAO Jakey.


AFRIKAANS : Sport R Us is die beste
Back to ENGLISH : Sports R Us are the best
ALBANIAN : Sport R Na janë më të mirë
Back to ENGLISH : Sports R Us are the best
ARABIC : R بنا الرياضية هي أفضل
Back to ENGLISH : Sports R Us are the best
BELARUSIAN : Спорту R Us з'яўляюцца лепшым
Back to ENGLISH : Sports are the best R Us
BULGARIAN : Спортът е най-добрият нас R
Back to ENGLISH : Sport is the best R Us
CATALAN : L'esport és la millor R Us
Back to ENGLISH : Sport is the best R Us
CHINESE : 运动是最好的玩具反斗城
Back to ENGLISH : Exercise is the best Toys R Us
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 运动是最好的玩具反斗城
Back to ENGLISH : Exercise is the best Toys R Us
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 運動是最好的玩具反斗城
Back to ENGLISH : Exercise is the best Toys R Us
CROATIAN : Vježba je najbolji Toys R Us
Back to ENGLISH : Exercise is the best Toys R Us

Original text: ME

AFRIKAANS : MY
Back to ENGLISH : MY
ALBANIAN : MY
Back to ENGLISH : MY
ARABIC : MY
Back to ENGLISH : MY
BELARUSIAN : МОЙ
Back to ENGLISH : MY
BULGARIAN : MY
Back to ENGLISH : MY
CATALAN : MI
Back to ENGLISH : MI
CHINESE : 心肌梗死
Back to ENGLISH : Myocardial infarction
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 心肌梗死
Back to ENGLISH : Myocardial infarction
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 心肌梗死
Back to ENGLISH : Myocardial infarction
CROATIAN : Infarkt miokarda
Back to ENGLISH : Myocardial infarction
CZECH : Infarkt myokardu
Back to ENGLISH : Myocardial infarction
DANISH : Myokardieinfarkt
Back to ENGLISH : Myocardial infarction
DUTCH : Myocardinfarct
Back to ENGLISH : Myocardial infarction
ENGLISH : Myocardial infarction
Back to ENGLISH : Myocardial infarction
ESTONIAN : Müokardiinfarkt
Back to ENGLISH : Myocardial infarction
FILIPINO : Myocardial infarction
Back to ENGLISH : Myocardial infarction
FINNISH : Sydäninfarkti
Back to ENGLISH : Myocardial infarction
FRENCH : Infarctus du myocarde
Back to ENGLISH : Myocardial infarction
GALICIAN : Infarto de miocardio
Back to ENGLISH : Myocardial infarction
GERMAN : Herzinfarkt
Back to ENGLISH : Heart attack
GREEK : Έμφραγμα
Back to ENGLISH : Heart attack
HAITIAN_CREOLE : Atak kè
Back to ENGLISH : Heart attack
HEBREW : התקף לב
Back to ENGLISH : Heart attack
HINDI : हार्ट अटैक
Back to ENGLISH : Heart Attack
HUNGARIAN : Szívroham
Back to ENGLISH : Heart attack
ICELANDIC : Hjartaáfall
Back to ENGLISH : Heart attack
INDONESIAN : Serangan jantung
Back to ENGLISH : Heart attack
IRISH : Taom croí
Back to ENGLISH : Heart attack
ITALIAN : Cardiaco
Back to ENGLISH : Cardiac
JAPANESE : 心臓の
Back to ENGLISH : Cardiac
KOREAN : 심장의
Back to ENGLISH : Cardiac
LATVIAN : Sirds
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
LITHUANIAN : Širdis
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
MACEDONIAN : Срцето
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
MALAY : Heart
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
MALTESE : Qalb
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
NORWEGIAN : Hjerte
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
PERSIAN : قلب
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
POLISH : Serce
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
PORTUGUESE : Coração
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
PORTUGUESE_PORTUGAL : Coração
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
ROMANIAN : Inimă
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
RUSSIAN : Сердце
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
SERBIAN : Срце
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
SLOVAK : Srdce
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
SLOVENIAN : Heart
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
SPANISH : Corazón
Back to ENGLISH : Heart
SWAHILI : Moyo
Back to ENGLISH : Moyo
SWEDISH : Moyo
Back to ENGLISH : Moyo
TAGALOG : Moyo
Back to ENGLISH : Moyo
THAI : Moyo
Back to ENGLISH : Moyo.
TURKISH : Moyo.
Back to ENGLISH : Moyo.
UKRAINIAN : Мойо.
Back to ENGLISH : Mojo.
VIETNAMESE : Mojo.
Back to ENGLISH : Mojo.
WELSH : Mojo.
Back to ENGLISH : Mojo.
YIDDISH : מאָדזשאָ.
Back to ENGLISH : Mojo.

Portuguese : Olá, eu sou uma batata.
Back to English : Hello, I am a potato.
Icelandic : Halló, ég er kartafla.
Back to English : Hello, I am a potato.
Chinese Simplified : 您好，我是马铃薯。
Back to English : Hello, I am of the potato.
Dutch : Hallo, ik ben van de aardappel.
Back to English : Hi, I'm of the potato.
Belarusian : Прывітанне, я з бульбы.
Back to English : Hi, I'm out of potatoes.
Slovak : Ahoj, ja som zo zemiakov.
Back to English : Hi, I'm from potatoes.
Lithuanian : Sveiki, aš iš bulvių.
Back to English : Hi, I from potatoes.
Thai : สวัสดีครับผมจากมันฝ​​รั่ง
Back to English : Hi, I need to order from it.
Galician : Ola, eu teño para a orde del.
Back to English : Hi, I have to order it.
Portuguese: Portugal : Oi, eu tenho que encomendá-lo.
Back to English : Hi, I have to order it.
Czech : Dobrý den, musím objednat.
Back to English : Hello, I have ordered.
Indonesian : Halo, Saya telah memerintahkan.
Back to English : Hello, I have ordered.
Hungarian : Helló, én rendeltem.
Back to English : Hello, I ordered.
Russian : Здравствуйте, я заказал.
Back to English : Hello, I ordered it.
English : Hello, I ordered it.
Back to English : Hello, I ordered it.
Polish : Witam, nakazał.
Back to English : Hi, I ordered.
Welsh : Hi, I archebu.
Back to English : Hi, I ordered.
Russian : Привет, я заказал.
Back to English : Hi, I ordered it.
Danish : Hej, jeg har bestilt den.
Back to English : Hi, I have ordered it.
Norwegian : Hei, jeg har bestilt den.
Back to English : Hi, I have ordered it

XD

Icelandic : Ég er mun betri en midget í Krikket Stick, ég er bara vísvitandi að spila illa, svo að hann líði betur, því það er svona gaur ég er.
Back to English : I'm better than a midget cricket stick, I just deliberately playing badly, so he feels better, because it's such a guy I am.
Hebrew : אני יותר מקל קריקט גמד, אני פשוט משחק רע בכוונה, אז הוא מרגיש יותר טוב, כי זה כזה בחור אני.
Back to English : I better stick cricket midget, I'm just playing badly, so he feels better, because it kind of guy I am.
Estonian : Ma parem stick kriket kääbus, ma lihtsalt mängides halvasti, nii et ta tunneb ennast hästi, sest selline mees ma olen.
Back to English : I'd rather stick cricket, midget, I'm just playing poorly, so she feels better because the kind of guy I am.
Estonian : Ma pigem stick kriket, kääbus, ma lihtsalt mängides halvasti, nii et ta tunneb ennast hästi, sest selline mees ma olen.
Back to English : I'd rather stick cricket, a dwarf, I'm just playing poorly, so she feels better because the kind of guy I am.
Welsh : Byddai'n well gen i ffon criced, yn gorrach, Im 'jyst yn chwarae yn wael, felly mae hi'n teimlo'n well oherwydd bod y math o dyn wyf.
Back to English : I'd rather stick cricket, dwarf, I'm just playing poorly, so she feels better because the kind of man I am.
Catalan : Prefereixo pal de cricket, el nan, només estic jugant malament, de manera que se sent millor perquè el tipus d'home que sóc.
Back to English : I'd rather stick cricket, the dwarf, I'm just playing poorly, so it feels better because the kind of man I am.
Thai : ฉันควรติดคริกเก็ต, ดาวแคระที่ผมเพียงแค่เล่นได้ไม่ดีจึงรู้สึกดีขึ้นเพราะชนิดของคนที่ฉัน
Back to English : I should stick to cricket, playing a dwarf, I just do not feel better because I'm the kind of people.
Croatian : Ja bi trebao držati kriket, igra patuljka, ja jednostavno ne osjećam bolje jer sam vrste ljudi.
Back to English : I should stick to cricket, play a dwarf, I just do not feel better because I kind of people.
Hungarian : Meg kell ragaszkodni a krikett, játszani egy törpe, csak nem érzem jobban, mert én ilyen embereket.
Back to English : It should stick to cricket, playing a dwarf, but I do not feel better because I such people.
Chinese Simplified : 要坚持以板球，打一个侏儒，但我不觉得更好，因为我这样的人。
Back to English : To adhere to the cricket, playing a dwarf, but I do not feel better, because people like me.
Bulgarian : За да се придържат към крикет, играе джудже, но аз не се чувствам по-добре, защото хора като мен.
Back to English : To adhere to cricket, playing a dwarf, but I do not feel better because people like me.
Arabic : على الانضمام إلى لعبة الكريكيت ، ولعب قزم ، لكنني لا أشعر بشكل أفضل لأن الناس مثلي.
Back to English : To join the cricket, and played a dwarf, but I do not feel better because people like me.
Swedish : För att delta i cricket, och spelade en dvärg, men jag känner mig inte bättre att folk gillar mig.
Back to English : To participate in cricket, and played a dwarf, but I do not feel better that people like me.
Malay : Untuk mengambil bahagian dalam kriket, dan bermain kerdil, tetapi saya tidak merasa lebih baik bahawa orang seperti saya.
Back to English : To take part in cricket, and played little, but I do not feel better that people like me.
Portuguese : Para participar de cricket, e jogou pouco, mas eu não me sinto melhor que as pessoas gostam de mim.
Back to English : To participate in cricket, and played little, but I do not feel better for people like me.
Irish : A bheith rannpháirteach i cruicéad, agus d'imir sé beag, ach ní dóigh liom go bhfuil níos fearr do dhaoine cosúil liomsa.
Back to English : To participate in cricket, and played a little, but I feel better for people like me.
Hindi : क्रिकेट में भाग लेने, और एक छोटे से खेला, लेकिन मैं और मेरे जैसे लोगों के लिए बेहतर महसूस.
Back to English : Participate in cricket, and played a little, but I feel better for people like me.
Portuguese : Participar de cricket, e jogou um pouco, mas me sinto melhor para pessoas como eu.
Back to English : Participate in cricket, and played a little, but I feel better for people like me.
Lithuanian : , Kriketo dalyvauti, ir grojo šiek tiek, bet aš geriau jaustis tokiems žmonėms kaip aš.
Back to English : , To participate in cricket, and played a little bit, but I feel better for people like me.
Romanian : , Pentru a participa la cricket, si a jucat un pic, dar ma simt mai bine pentru oameni ca mine.
Back to English : To participate in cricket, and played a bit, but I feel better for people like me.
Estonian : Osaleda kriket, ja mängis veidi, kuid ma tunnen parem, kui inimesed nagu mina.
Back to English : Participate in cricket, and played a bit, but I feel better when people like me.
Hungarian : Vegyen részt krikett, és játszott egy kicsit, de jobban érzem magam, amikor az emberek, mint én.
Back to English : Take part in cricket and played a little bit, but I feel better when people like me.
Ukranian : Візьміть участь у крикет і грав трохи, але я відчуваю себе краще, коли люди, як я.
Back to English : Take part in cricket and played a bit, but I feel better when people like me.
Slovak : Zúčastnite sa hral kriket a trochu, ale cítim sa lepšie, keď ľudia ako som ja.
Back to English : Take part in cricket and played a little bit, but I feel better when people like me.
French : Prendre part dans le cricket et a joué un peu, mais je me sens mieux quand les gens comme moi.
Back to English : Take part in cricket and played a little, but I feel better when people like me.
Thai : มีส่วนร่วมในคริกเก็ตและเล่นเพียงเล็กน้อย แต่ผมรู้สึกดีขึ้นเมื่อคนอย่างผม
Back to English : Participation in cricket and play a little. But I feel better when people like me.
Irish : Rannpháirtíocht sa chruicéad agus a imirt beag. Ach is dóigh liom níos fearr nuair a mhaith daoine liom.
Back to English : Participation to play cricket and small. But I feel better when people like me.
Slovenian : Sodelovanje igrati kriket in majhne. Ampak se počutim bolje, ko ljudje kot jaz.
Back to English : Participation to play cricket and small. But I feel better when people like me.
Hindi : क्रिकेट और छोटे खेलने के लिए भागीदारी. लेकिन मैं बेहतर महसूस होता है जब लोग मुझे पसंद करते हैं.
Back to English : To play cricket and small partnerships. But I feel better when people like me.
Dutch : Naar cricket en kleine samenwerkingsverbanden spelen. Maar ik voel me beter als mensen zoals ik.
Back to English : To play cricket and small cooperatives. But I feel better when people like me.
Latvian : Lai spēlētu kriketa un nelieli kooperatīvi. Bet es jūtos labāk, ja cilvēki, piemēram, man.
Back to English : To play cricket and small cooperatives. But I feel better when people like me.
Filipino : Upang i-play ang kuliglig at maliliit na mga Kooperatiba. Ngunit tingin ko ng mas mahusay na kapag ang mga tao ang may gusto sa akin.
Back to English : To play cricket and small cooperative. But I think better when people like me.
Dutch : Naar cricket en kleine coöperatieve spelen. Maar ik denk dat beter als mensen zoals ik.
Back to English : To play cricket and small cooperatives. But I think better when people like me.
Slovenian : Če želite igrati kriket in majhne zadruge. Ampak mislim, da bolje, ko ljudje kot jaz.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and small cooperatives. But I think better when people like me.
Finnish : Jos haluat pelata krikettiä ja pieniä osuuskuntia. Mutta mielestäni parempi kun ihmiset kuten minä.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and small cooperatives. But I think better when people like me.
Ukranian : Якщо ви хочете грати в крикет і невеликі кооперативи. Але я думаю, краще, коли люди, як я.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and small cooperatives. But I think better when people like me.
Yiddish : אויב איר ווילן צו שפּילן קריקיט און קליין קאָואַפּראַטיווז. אבער איך טראַכטן בעסער ווען מען ווי מיר.
Back to English : If you want to play Cricket and small Cooperatives. But I think better when people like me.
Estonian : Kui sa tahad mängida kriketit ja väikest ühistut. Aga ma arvan, parem, kui inimesed nagu mina.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and small cooperatives. But I think better when people like me.
Macedonian : Ако сакате да се игра крикет и мали задруги. Но, мислам дека подобро кога луѓето како мене.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and small cooperatives. But I think better when people like me.
Chinese : 如果你想打板球和小型合作社。但我认为，当人们喜欢我。
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and small cooperatives. But I think when people like me.
Finnish : Jos haluat pelata krikettiä ja pieniä osuuskuntia. Mutta luulen, kun ihmiset kuten minä.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and small cooperatives. But I think when people like me.
Tagalog : Kung nais mong i-play kuliglig at maliliit na mga Kooperatiba. Ngunit tingin ko kapag ang mga tao ang may gusto sa akin.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and small cooperative. But I think when people like me.
Tagalog : Kung nais mong i-play kuliglig at maliliit na matulungin. Ngunit tingin ko kapag ang mga tao ang may gusto sa akin.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and small cooperative. But I think when people like me.
Norwegian : Hvis du ønsker å spille cricket og lite samarbeidsvillig. Men jeg tror når folk jeg liker.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and uncooperative. But I think when people I like.
Finnish : Jos haluat pelata krikettiä ja yhteistyökyvytön. Mutta luulen, kun ihmiset pidän.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and uncooperative. But I think when people I like.
Hindi : यदि आप क्रिकेट और uncooperative खेलना चाहते हैं. लेकिन मुझे लगता है कि जब लोग मुझे पसंद.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and uncooperative. But I think people like me.
Thai : ถ้าคุณต้องการที่จะเล่นคริกเก็ตและความร่วมมือ แต่ผมคิดว่าคนอย่างผม
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and cooperation. But I think that people like me.
Estonian : Kui sa tahad mängida kriketit ja koostöö. Aga ma arvan, et inimesed nagu mina.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and cooperation. But I think people like me.
Haitian Creole : Si ou vle jwe krikèt ak koperasyon. Men mwen panse ke moun tankou m '.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and cooperation. But I think that people like me.
Italian : Se si vuole giocare a cricket e la cooperazione. Ma penso che la gente come me.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and cooperation. But I think people like me.
English : If you want to play cricket and cooperation. But I think people like me.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and cooperation. But I think people like me.
Italian : Se si vuole giocare a cricket e la cooperazione. Ma penso che persone come me.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and cooperation. But I think people like me.
Hindi : यदि आप के के लिए क्रिकेट और सहयोग खेलना चाहते हैं. लेकिन मैं मेरे जैसे लोगों को लगता है.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and association. But I think people like me.
Chinese Simplified : 如果你想打板球和协会。但我觉得像我这样的人。
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and association. But I think people like me.
English : If you want to play cricket and association. But I think people like me.
Back to English : If you want to play cricket and association. But I think people like me.
Japanese : あなたがクリケットと関連付けを再生したい場合。しかし、私は私のような人を思う。
Back to English : If you want to play cricket with your association. But I think people like me.

Final result. XD

Meh. I'm loving this thread.