Sports R Us - The Joke Thread

Here we go:


Blonde Car Accident


One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

The gay joke:

Boy A: How do you make a gay sit on a bench
Boy B: You flip it upside down.

Pretty sure it's:

How do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool.
You flip it upside down.

Yeah, I forgot that.

You know the joke thread on SS...

No joke, I actually read the whole thing!

A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms,
how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted
him.
"Hey look, I'm a vet - *I* don't need to ask my patients
these kind of questions. I can tell what's wrong just by
looking." She smugly added, "Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, stood back, looked her up and down,
quickly wrote out a prescription, handed it to her and said,
"There you are. Of course, if *that* doesn't work, we'll have
to have you put to sleep."