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Chuck Norris Jokes

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1 Chuck Norris Jokes on Sat 01 Oct 2011, 1:43 pm

mgt98

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Thought we might have a thread for this shizzle. State which ones you made up too.

Well, I'll start off.

Chuck Norris has counted to ∞ ... twice!

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2 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Sat 01 Oct 2011, 2:01 pm

nanny

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I've never understood this character, can someone explain to me who or what Chuck Norris is?

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3 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Sat 01 Oct 2011, 2:05 pm

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4 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Sat 01 Oct 2011, 2:07 pm

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But he just seems like a normal man, not a pedofile?

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5 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Sat 01 Oct 2011, 2:22 pm

mgt98

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But he's 71...

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6 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Sat 01 Oct 2011, 2:32 pm

nanny

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Enough Said.

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7 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Mon 10 Oct 2011, 5:13 am

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Chuck Norris has hit pubetry.

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8 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Mon 10 Oct 2011, 5:15 am

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pubetry?


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9 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Mon 10 Oct 2011, 5:22 am

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Yes, pubetry. Jeez, what do you think he means? Seriously.

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10 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Mon 10 Oct 2011, 5:40 am

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-_-


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11 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Mon 10 Oct 2011, 6:02 am

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Meh. Fail shot at a joke.

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12 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Mon 10 Oct 2011, 8:38 am

nanny

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

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13 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:02 am

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Chuck Norris doesn't eat food. Food eats him. Surprised

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14 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:14 am

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No. In Soviet Russia, food eats you.


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15 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:18 am

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No.



Chuck Norris can run so fast, if he ran around the world as fast as he could, while trying to punch himself, he'd punch himself in the back. Surprised

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16 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Mon 10 Oct 2011, 9:22 am

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How the fu- Oh I give up.


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17 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Tue 11 Oct 2011, 7:46 am

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Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

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18 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Sun 25 Dec 2011, 2:49 am

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19 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Sun 25 Dec 2011, 6:52 am

Thrusty

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I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He is an actor, not a god, people.

If he really is that special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7dsrj


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20 Re: Chuck Norris Jokes on Sun 25 Dec 2011, 12:18 pm

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That's considered a joke because of it's stupidity. Neutral

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